From yesterday’s Mimi Smartypants post: “On our bag of Science Diet-brand ‘Adult Indoor Cat Food’ (I love that they couldn’t be arsed to come up with a flavor name) is a little bubble with the words, ‘GUARANTEED LESS STOOL ODOR.’ I would like to know the terms of this ‘guarantee.’”

Oh my dear lord.

If you liked The Landlord, you’ll love Good Cop, Baby Cop.

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“…Bit of a long shot…”

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