“You have 80% body fat.”
“What’s the other 20%?”
“It looks like scar tissue.”

Back in the day this short was on a VHS tape with a movie that my brothers and I watched a million times… but I can’t remember which movie.

“Get off me!”

Got this from Keith’s YouTube favourites, source of such other gems as the Egg Song.

The Landlord = awesome.

Not because of any nonsense about sexism or whatever. Because of this:

The Lesbionic Woman = awesome.