Patrick Stewart plays himself. “They’re naked, because their clothes have rotted off.” (Watch it at YouTube.com.) This show is hit and miss, I find, but it’s worth sitting through some boring, repetitive bits to get to some really funny parts.

Singing “You’re Gonna Die Soon.” Not for the overly sensitive. (Watch it at YouTube.)

[via Dave]

Meet Linda Granger, recovering sex addict. “God grant me the serenity to accept members of the opposite sex and not to accept the opposite sex’s members, and the wisdom to know the difference.” (Watch it at YouTube.)

Buster, the mama’s boy, finally expresses some pent-up feelings about his mother. (Watch it at YouTube.)

“Watch your foul language!”

“Is this where you have seeeex?”

I had big plans for this long weekend, including all the house-cleaning I’ve been putting off for ages and some re-organizing of closets and such, but it’s so hot and the A/C went and died. So instead I rented Season 2 of The Wire and watched it all in one sitting. Plus there was a Little Britain marathon on Showcase this afternoon. Some of the best skits feature Sebastian, aide to the Prime Minister (played by Tony Head):

• Sebastian presents an opinion poll to the Prime Minister
• Sebastian interrupts a meeting with the Italian PM
• Sebastian makes a bargain
• Sebastian congratulates the PM on his re-election
• Sebastian creates a stir in Parliament

“I wasn’t ready for that!”

“You gonna eat that?”

(Watch it at YouTube)