If you are Shirley Bassey, and you have to wear wellies, damn straight you have them BeDazzled.

 Yes, that’s right: They’re IMITATION lady-cave-spelunking high-waisted overalls.

But what Lauren Holly doesn’t know is that we’ve switched her regular blue dress with a dumpy satin sack. Let’s see if she notices. 

 And for once, I direct you not to the clever bitchery but to the actual photo of Amy Winehouse. Holy Hell!

I’ve loved this show from the beginning, when it was Talk Soup, but I’ve only recently begun watching it regularly again. This is a clip about some soap star being typically Hollywood batshit crazy.

(Link for the video-challenged) 

Other good clips: Desperate Housewives dolls, Simon Cowell’s chest hair

My brother Dave will love this. So bizarre. [via dooce]

(Link for the video-challenged)

This is from The Big Gay Sketch Show, which is on Logo in the States. “I will step on your neck!”

(If you can’t see the video click here.)