A teacher married to a former student grades her Valentine’s Day card. She gets 6 out of 10.

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Oh my god, this is a real toy. That you can actually purchase. [via Dooce]

Jane tries to piss off her vegetarian therapist for trying to end her treatment.

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Today on Go Fug Yourself:

LINDSAY: What the hell am I wearing?
KARL: What AREN’T you wearing, you PISTOL of GLORY! A dolphin, that’s what.

I happened to turn on SNL on Saturday right as Weekend Update was starting. I almost peed myself at Maya Rudolph’s appearance as Whitney Houston.

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Also this: “NBC announced Monday it will once again renew its long-running drama series Law & Order, which, as near as I can tell, is about a kindly old grandfather who teaches cynicism to a series of supermodels.”

I dare you not to shake your booty to the beat of I Just Wanna F***ing Dance.