See parts I, II and III. No commentary this time — just a bunch of ads that’ve made me scrunch up my nose, for one reason or another.

If you found my other shoe that I left on the step, then you’re the prince I’ve been looking for. Pre-school teacher and convent bred, from Asia, 90 lbs.

American/Trinidadian, mature professional, free, single, disengaged. Preferably marriageable, Canadian, age/height/weight/education, unimportant. Compatibility, acceptability, sincerity, humanistically, acceptable. Assured, guaranteed relationship. Understandably perpetual.

Left behind. My Filipina wife died a couple of months ago. I would like to meet a Filipina that would like to live in Vancouver, as it is nice. I am 74, Ukranian, blue eyes/grey hair, and like going for long walks. I can say that the girls know how to cook, yes! I met my wife through [this personals page] and she was great, 23 years with her. Please send your phone number and new photo. Thank you.

Are you my dream girl or do you know someone who is? She is thin, young, intelligent, with dark hair and very high morals. She is past school, but she still likes to read and learn. She doesn’t watch much television, but she does like “60 Minutes.”

This New Year, find your sweetheart. I have pretty long passionate hands, loveable heart and mind. . . . I want to love you for a lifetime, so I’m offering this heart of gold to you! Jewish man can be from anywhere!

No Spring/Summer beauty has such grace as an Autumnal force. ISO sincere, honest, caring, secure, non-smoking SWM, 64 plus, for LTR.

Male Witch. I will marry the female Witch, magical kind, who will sexually enslave me. Any age.